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Tuesday, 30 Aug 2022
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Gautam Adani seems to have gotten a fix for the news; he just can't seem to get out of it (as a subject or shareholder)! The "Fortune"-ate mogul is making headlines for becoming the world's 3rd richest person. 💰
While Mr Tesla and Amazon seem to have lost $19 billion and $39 billion, respectively, Adani gained $61 billion.

Meanwhile, Ambani has fallen out of the top 10 billionaires list📉. Guess Adani's leaving an "oil slick" behind him! 😂

Monday, 29 Aug 2022
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Following the closure of its grocery arm, Superstore, Meesho is set to lay off 300 employees. Farmiso, which was the initial name for the grocery segment, had already laid off 150 employees when it rebranded to Superstore to highlight its grocery services.

With big brands like Reliance and Tata making headway through their pre-existent presence in other fields, Meesho had affordability on its side. What's the point of changing the cover when the book's story is flawed, to begin with?

Saturday, 27 Aug 2022
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Reportedly, Anant Ambani,the youngest son of Ambani and Reliance fame's Mukesh Ambani, has bought Dubai's most expensive home at ₹640 crore 🤑. As if "brain drain" wasn't bad enough, now India needs to worry about legacy businesses' fund drain.

Anant, along with Isha and Akash, is the next generation of Ambanis that will be taking the reigns of Reliance Industries. The exorbitant purchase seems to have changed the famous line "with great power, comes great responsibility" on its head. 😵

Friday, 26 Aug 2022
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Hero Electric, the EV cousin of Hro Motocorp, is partnering with Reliance Industries' Jio BP. The EV business is taking not-so-baby steps. The collaboration with Jio BP is to support charging infrastructure.

Hero Electric, a splinter organisation of Hero Motocorp, came into existence with the arbitration ruling that hampered the latter's ability to enter the EV space.

I suppose Hero Electric is going on a trip on its own path 🛵, and not looking to make friends along the way.

Thursday, 25 Aug 2022
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As a part of its 2026 goal to reach a pre-tax profit margin of 10%, American Car manufacturing brand Ford is set to lay off 8,000 employees. The first step of the layoff will begin with 3,000 employees being laid off from USA, Canada and India. The lay-offs will also be to cycle employees who might not be skilled to work in the upcoming EV environment.

So much for "Family Wali Feeling".

Wednesday, 24 Aug 2022
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Maruti Suzuki has decided to recall 166 units of its Suzuki DZire Tour S owing to Airbag Control Unit failure. Owners of suspected units produced between the 6th and 16th of August will be contacted by authorised workshops for free repairs.

Thankfully for Maruti Suzuki, the repairs are preventive. A "free repair" in the face of a grievous incident would have been a PR nightmare. How mediocre production led a brand to be a market leader, I'll never know.

Tuesday, 23 Aug 2022
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Imagine paying at a shop, and instead of handing you confectionary (we don't expect change back anymore), the shopkeeper sends you off! Wait, where's your money?! Well, the shopkeeper's charging you in lieu of using your money.

This dystopian scenario wouldn't have been too far from reality had RBI allowed payment intermediaries to charge users for UPI payments. The charge aimed to help intermediaries generate revenue against the free mode of payments. Guess the intermediaries are on their own now.

Inox Leisure shares tumbled down the red stairs today as Consumer Unity & Trust Society (CUTS) filed a complaint against the multiplex giant to the Competition Commission of India (CCI). The complaint was in regards to the company's obviously anti-competitive merger with PVR.

"How is the merger anti-competitive?" you ask? Well, imagine a scenario where you dislike one multiplex provider because of exorbitant F&B prices. What are you gonna do? Switch? Well, you cannot; it's just one big company!

Friday, 19 Aug 2022
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Nykd, Nykaa's athleisure and lingerie brand, has opened a brick-and-mortar store in New Delhi. The store is breaking out of its online-only presence to strengthen its foothold in India by making the process of buying innerwear more empowering with the use of tech. While the country's female youth has grown less uncomfortable with the environment, older customers still struggle.

Tech would reduce human interaction and improve the experience. This begs the question, maybe the humans involved could have been better?

Tuesday, 16 Aug 2022
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Following Vauld and WazirX's asset freeze, Finance Minister advised investors to treat crypto as "not a currency" and to practice caution with investing in the same until new rules are implemented. The crypto exchanges faced investigation following alleged money laundering threat. The laundering threat was assumed when following high-value transactions; a few of the accounts on the platforms showed significantly reduced activity.

For once, there seems to be a reason behind the government opposing crypto instead of just tech aversion. 

Thursday, 04 Aug 2022
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What if I said you could trade in your current two-wheeler while riding it to the showroom where you want to trade it in? If the "smart-screen" electric two-wheelers become a thing, Hero Motocorp could turn this somewhat outlandish statement true!

According to Hero, customers can trade in their two-wheelers from any brand and receive a "fair valuation" on their phygital platform. It's either going to be fair to the customer or Hero, never both!

Congratulations to the Indian Economy on gaining 6,000 new crorepatis for the FY 2022, with the total number now standing at 1,31,000 crorepatis! Now, if only there were a way to get a count on the number of faces that went unfed for the same period... Or the number of "real" crorepatis. Oh, let me clarify, this 1,31,000 is the number of crorepatis the IT Department came up with, based on ITRs filed.

Welcome 6,000 more to the "-ani club".

Tuesday, 02 Aug 2022
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Yes Bank will finally bother someone other than SBI customers. For once, SBI account holders can breathe easy that their deposits won't be used to fund sinking banks! Yes bank is seeking shareholder approval for an infusion of funds worth ₹8,900 crore from US-based PE investors Carlyle and Advent.

Ahead of this infusion, Yes Bank shares experienced a rise of 12% today. Carlyle and Advent might lose some serious dough if this confidence isn't well founded.

Reliance might repeat its “data mania” with 4G as it has submitted the largest bid for the 5G spectrum, weighing in at ₹88,078 crore 🤑, for more than half of the total airwaves being auctioned.

While a business is meant to strive for improvement with growth in tech, if history repeats itself with Jio becoming data vendor for the masses, the future might be bleaker than before for both competitors and users. Monopoly doesn’t just kill the competition. ☠

Monday, 25 Jul 2022
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Has it been a year already? With a lost hope, the investors of this food delivery platform can only pray for a miracle to let the stock prices rise again so that they can exit, saving a little face (and of course money). 

The Monday was actually blue for Zomato investors since the company's shares tanked over 13 percent to record lows. This occurred after most of its shares were released of the mandatory one-year lock-in after the IPO.

Tighten your seatbelts as this ITR session might get slightly out of hand. Or, on second thought, don't tie yourself down; you might need to go on a few chakkars of the daftar in a little hurry. Why? Because the Revenue Secretary, Tarun Bajaj, declared that the Central Government is not considering extending the ITR submission date beyond 31st July this year. This decision, very uncharacteristic of most Indian Government calendars, comes to change the norm of the deadline being extended. ⌛

The Secretary also added that close to 50 lakh ITRs were submitted on or closely before the deadline, and he has asked "his people" to be prepared to handle twice the number of submissions this year. This confidence comes from the fact that by the extended deadline of 31st December 2021 for the last financial year, around 5.89 crore returns were filed, and this year's returns as of 20th July are already really close to half of that number.

Claims of a robust website capable of handling this increased traffic seem a bit out of place from the same set of websites that cannot handle the task of displaying board results in an orderly way. But I speak from a 6-year-old experience, government websites must have developed a lot since then and can keep up with the current netizens' demands, right?

Scooting over a little from the everyday Joe's income, we discuss the fake entity, Reliance's profits. Of course, I use the term "fake" loosely and only mean "artificial" when I say it. The Ambani-owned corporate titan has reported that its Q1 profits went ⬆ by 24% to reach ₹4,335 crore, a significant rise from last year's ₹3,501 crore but not a large leap from last quarter's ₹4,173 crore. This might be Reliance "one big bang" before things spiral out of control as the Neo-Ambanis take the company's reins, or the next line of Ambani's might have inherited their grandfather's biz prowess and Reliance might still have a lot of juice left in its tanks. Only time will tell.

SBI's spending habits on sinking businesses might finally be catching up to it (looking at you, Yes Bank)!🙄 The bank acquired board permission to borrow ₹11,000 crore through various convertible and non-convertible debt instruments. Reportedly, the loans will be acquired to meet regulatory requirements and support business growth. Now, correct me if I'm wrong... but aren't businesses supposed to fulfil these requirements with their own funds? Then how does a bank (a literal money business) run out of funds like that?

So much for the "largest bank" in the country with a 25% market share in deposits and loans...

Well, if I were to cut the old-time finance giant some slack, I'd shift my sight to a recent siphon of the bank's reserves. You couldn't guess who in a 100 tries unless you got lucky! It's the Adani group! The multi-business conglomerate has borrowed close to ₹32,000 crore from poor old SBI in the last 4 months. The funds have been used for the following ventures:

  • Greenfield International Airport project @ ₹12,770 crore.
  • Copper Refinery in Mundra @ ₹6,071 crore.
  • PVC Plant in Mundra @ ₹14,000 crore.

But why would Adani Group, with the richest man in Asia go to a pseudo-sarkari bank for so many loans? Ask the boss for some funding, no?

The simple answer; poor fund management. I suppose they could take a page out of my impeccable finances. I always know where I want to spend my money, and I'm done spending it all before the calendar even reaches the 15th of the month!

Wednesday, 20 Jul 2022
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For too long, India has suffered the plight of income disparity! A hero shall emerge, a Robinhood that shall take from the rich and give to the masses! This hero will be... the 5G network?🤔

Ok, let's take a few steps back from the grand entrance and snap back to reality. As 5G comes ever close to launching, the new network will reportedly cost around 10-20% more in its initial stages than its predecessor, the 4G network. The timeline of 5G tariffs will go something like this:

  • 5G rolls out at reported 10-20% premium rates.
  • The high rates stay in place till a satisfactory Average Revenue Per User (ARPU) is reached.
  • The premium rates drop to the previous levels to drive customer acquisition.

The initial tariffs will hit the richer demographics of the country more as only people above a certain income level can afford 5G compatible smartphones. The affordable plans will be released to drive customer acquisition higher.

So, in a way, the rich shall pay for the bandwidth needs of the masses. Hooray for equality (I guess? 🤷‍♂️)

Speaking of phones and retail consumers getting some fair treatment, the department of consumer affairs plans to implement Right to Repair in India. In its pilot stage, the right shall apply to the following products:

  • Phones/Tablets
  • Consumer Durables & Electronics
  • Automobile & Farming Equipment

If the new law is successfully implemented, consumers of the products mentioned above can avail of repair services from third-party vendors who will be provided with proper information and genuine parts required for said fixes. Finally, warranties would mean something for the retail customer for once, as a phone in need of repair doesn't add to the e-waste pile; just because a "genuine repair" shop isn't available nearby. 🙄

The government might again hurt the poor in an attempt to help them as Tuesday, 19th July 2022, marks the day "essential goods" fall under the purview of the GST regime. The tax shall apply to packages containing goods less than 25 kg or 25 litres. While this might target the retail purchases of the aforementioned goods, the monetarily underprivileged often buy in smaller quantities as bigger purchases that would not be taxed are not always feasible for them. The essential goods to be taxed anew or at an increased rate include, but are not limited to:

  • Rice
  • Curd
  • Pulses
  • Cereal
  • Wheat
  • Flour

Staying on trend with the collapse of the Indian economy, the Indian Rupee hit a record and psychological low of ₹80 against the dollar. As the national currency deteriorates, Indian companies with foreign liabilities make a beeline to manage these liabilities to mitigate the threat of currency depreciation. How this rush to soothe liabilities will affect the companies, possibly through a liquidity crunch; only time will tell.

Jindal Stainless bags a deal with Indian Railways to supply the government transport department with 3,500 tonnes of stainless steel. The agreement is to supply the materials for the USBRL (Udhampur-Srinagar-Baramulla Railway Link) tunnel project. The USBRL tunnel is a 272 km long rail link between Jammu and Kashmir. Even if with just rails, the disjointed state seems to be establishing some semblance of fraternity🤗.

Going off on a tangent with public transport and oil, India is finally experiencing a slash in oil prices. Of course, the oil is edible, but it's still a respite from the ever-imposing price of the golden liquid. Adani Wilmar chopped off as much as ₹30 from its range of cooking oils. Maybe EVs aren't quite the way forward yet, but vehicles powered by edible oil might not be such a bad idea. Affordable both ways 🤷‍♂️.

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